I gained expertise in meaningful Christmas presents after failing my first gift exchange with my trophy girlfriend. I was 16 years old and because I was raised with brothers plus boy cousins, choosing a girl gift was overwhelming. I frantically searched, but eventually gave up, hoping Christmas might escape her notice. It didn’t and she dumped me over the holidays.
This 75th anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor is a real-life example of a human absolute. Once started, war continues until one side deprives the other of the will, manpower and/or material to engage in additional hostilities. Negotiating peace with an adversary still possessing the ability to fight only prolongs the engagement. This truth of warfare similarly applies to politics, but the battles are fought with ballots rather than bullets and progressives understand this absolute.
Progressivism was the biggest loser of this recent election, so now to the biggest winner. Contrary to what appears obvious, it is not Donald Trump. Yes, he became the president-elect with a whopping 306 electoral votes, but he is hardly the biggest winner. Think about it. Prior to filing for office, he owned a prosperous company, had successfully raised a herd of children who have given him, are giving him, and will give him a wagon load of grandchildren.
I sprinted from the bathroom towards the front door. “Wash your hands,” Mom demanded. I was far too busy digging foxholes in the Montana gumbo to explain the fallacy behind handwashing, but she demanded action.